Cliphunter works flawlessly on mobile and desktop
Cliphunter! It happened again. Mother has been coming down to the basement every night and putting lipstick on me and making me wear the prettiest, fluffiest, shiniest dresses I’ve ever seen. Then she puts a wig on me, makes me twirl around while listening to the soundtrack from *Annie*, and starts clapping hysterically. She knows every lyric to the soundtrack: the faster the beat of the music goes, the faster and harder she claps, and the faster I must spin.
In the middle of the soundtrack, she brings out her bullwhip and starts whipping me if I don’t spin fast enough for her.
Clapping and jumping up and down, she clenches the whip so hard her knuckles turn white. If I slow down for even a moment, she whips me so hard it draws blood. “Faster, boy! You lazy shit! Spin! Spin! Spin! Spin!” Once the soundtrack is over, I fall over in exhaustion, throwing up all over myself and feeling dizzy from the loss of blood.
Is that vulgar?
Yes, it is. But I want to be truthful with you. The whipping turns me on so much that I feel like with enough whips I could transform into the ultimate alpha like *ThePornDude*. As I flicked my rock-hard weenie, I found a site called Cliphunter that I think is going to appeal to you, too. Is Cliphunter worth a visit, or should you tend to your wounds and get ready for another day of whippings? Let’s find out together!Solid array of sorting options
What I first noticed about Cliphunter is just how many sorting options there are!
Especially when you want to sort by the most popular videos anyway, Cliphunter lets you view them by day, week, month, year, and even what they call “Hall of Fame.” Hall of Fame is naturally their most popular video of all time, and for good reason. When I clicked the most popular video of all time, it was called “The Gift.” What a gift that video was!
A ton of full-length videos
It is a special treat when you spot a full-length video on a free tube site.
I only have the funds to watch full-length uplifting female videos whenever I can find a chance to steal my mother’s credit cards (so I’ve started opening up credit cards in her name without her knowledge, but don’t tell her!). I did not have to do that this time because Cliphunter offers a wide variety of full-length clips for free!
No premium service here: just good, solid videos of women showing off their self-confidence to teach us, men, a lesson or two!
The white-knight light in me shone brightly the first night I found Cliphunter! I couldn’t stop staring at the beautiful creatures that were in the Hall of Fame section, salivating at the thought of being able to compliment any of these females at least once in my life. Watching these women take control of the men in their lives is always inspiring, and I, for one, applaud them for inspiring me to be a better male feminist every day!
Playlists when you are in a mood
A trend I have noticed is how many free Tube sites now have playlists.
It’s one I am pleased to see and one I’m even more pleased to see on Cliphunter. When you are in a mood and you do not know what to watch, going over to the playlists section is a great way to find the perfect video for the moment. For example, I knew I wanted to watch mature Asian women caring for the men in their lives, but I didn’t know which video would give me that.
I went to an all-Asian playlist on Cliphunter, and before I knew it, I was watching an Asian grandmother giving her man a foot massage in their hotel.
He appreciated it so much like a good male feminist that she tugged on his big thick weenie until he threw her down on the bed and poked her mercilessly!
Can watch on mobile, desktop, PS4, and Xbox One!
But not only can you watch Cliphunter on these platforms, but you can also watch on PS4 and Xbox One! When I saw you could watch Cliphunter on Xbox One, I laughed my butthole off! What kind of gamer is going to buy an Xbox One when everyone knows that only true gamers play Japanese RPGs anyway? And you think the Xbox One is going to get Japanese RPGs?!? *Scoffs and leans over laughing maniacally* Don’t be ridiculous, you dolt!
So I snuck over to a neighbor’s house and tried it on their PS4.
It worked flawlessly! The only problem is that I was dragged out of the house with a belt around my neck. Though I liked it, I may trespass again soon. And hey, I found out that Cliphunter works on the only true console, the PS4!
Needs more categories
The only downside I found while browsing Cliphunter is that it needs a few more categories.
When other free tube sites feature a laundry list of categories to choose from, Cliphunter should have a few more under its belt. Not the kind of belt I’ve been beaten with as a child, but a good belt: a good content direction belt if you will. With a few more categories, Cliphunter can have a broader reach than ever before, and that would be a swell thing.
